They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Going to Thailand with your own children
Because he was often scratched!
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
All of them.
When it doesn't reach the front page.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
A. Lesbi-hens
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
