They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Start from scratch !
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
They both love stoning women.
Random Dude: [...💘]
It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
