A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
A yellow license plate.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
