What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.