Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Whatever you want
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
Because she was drinking on the job.
ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Banana Nut Crunch.
Could you cry me a beer
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Baked beings (beans).
In the calf-ateria.
