What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.