What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Previous Random Joke Next

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.