How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman