How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san