What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.