What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.