Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

City Jokes More City Jokes

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego