Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala