What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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Scisr.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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Shiver me timbers!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Scissor me timbers!

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Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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Scissor me timbers!