What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.