Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

World Hunger Jokes More World Hunger Jokes

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Hunger Games Jokes More Hunger Games Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.