Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Battle Royale Jokes More Battle Royale Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Hunger Games Jokes More Hunger Games Jokes

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.