Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.