What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.