What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"