What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.