What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.