What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.