Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Khaki

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How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!