How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!