What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.