What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.