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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.