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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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Scooter Jokes More Scooter Jokes

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Comic Con Jokes More Comic Con Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind