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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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Let's go ride our bikes!

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Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.