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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call a car full of nuns?

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Wheel Chair Jokes More Wheel Chair Jokes

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What did one repost say to another?

Well the flag is a big plus!

What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.