What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!