What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert