Camembert Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!