How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs