How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs