What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....