What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish