Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out