Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)