What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.