What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?