What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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He couldn't decide what font to use.

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taking out a provoloan

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A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Mash-scara!

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To