What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Because they dress in lairs.

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A-tyre

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!