Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
redundancy.
They don't get better with age
M: Protesting this conversation.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
They always worry about the worst case!
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
