Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

M Jokes More M Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.