What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas