What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

When is it ok to snipe police officers?

As Dallast resort.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."