Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich