What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What is the poorest tree in the forest?

The burr-oak tree.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.