Chris Brown Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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They need space.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What's Chris Browns favorite sport?

Sockher!

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Sockher

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!