Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"