Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.