How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Gnat Jokes More Gnat Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day