How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo