Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty