What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.