What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons