What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"