Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
Abraham Lincoln.
Sir, this is a coffin.
Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...
In his sleavies!
Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin