What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.