What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."