What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.