Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town