Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny