What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.