Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.