Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.