Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.