What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.