What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.