Nobody takes him for granite.
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
moo-tilated.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
AIDS.
He was the skipper !
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
On the rocks
He's been living under The Rock.
H-E-L-L-O!
Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."
His shoulder.
Stephen Walkin
A: Yeller.
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