Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.