Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole