What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!