Oh God, not the B's!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Johnny Cage
A Nicolas Cage.
He has a no-trade Claus
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
Johnny Depp's stylist every day.
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
They always turn out to be sub par.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
A widow
A: The thesaurus.
Because they are **important**.
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
