Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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He lost his SANTAty

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You turn off your playstation.

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Turn Down for What!

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Wiped.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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