How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What do you call a muslim holocaust?

Sand Sanitizer.

Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.